Obvious Opinionated Headline is Obvious.

And the earth did not devour himUGH:

Clarke Co. School Board refuses to ban profane book

Like, who thinks that's a good idea? Journalistically, not clickbaitily?

IT'S NOT THAT HARD TO COME UP WITH SOMETHING NON-JUDGEMENTAL:

School board won't bar book couple wanted removed

I mean, nothing about that second one screams I'M TAKING A SIDE to me. A couple. Wanted a book removed. From a school. The board said no.

Or am I missing some angle?

PLUS. That first link? Has one of those videos that starts automatically. So that's annoying, too.