No Star for You!
As I always get a giggle out of Travis Jonker's One Star Review Guess Who posts, I figured I'd swipe the idea and post the occasional one-star Amazon review of a much-lauded YA title.
So, can you guess what book this disappointed reader is reviewing?:
[Title] is the worst book I have ever had the distaste of reading, the entire story is based around a terribly ridicoulous plot with an awaiting climax that never happens. All the characters are tremendously exagerrated and all deserve to have someone around to pulverize them. [Author] failed completely on a terrible story, characters, and overall plot. Just the idea is insane, kids getting beaten up and half dead over some stupid chocolates. If you enjoy childish stories, idiotic characters, and reading about [protagonist]: The Loser's Life purchase this book immediately. If you rather spend your life doing something meaningful go get a good Tom Clancy or Clive Cussler novel.