While watching Hart of Dixie.

During the commercial break, Josh and I are chattering about... whatever.

When the show comes back on, Hot Neighbor Wade is shirtless (as per usual), under a car... and I stop talking mid-sentence and develop a serious case of the bug-eyes.

Josh (looking from me to the tv to me again): OH MY GOD, FINE. I'LL GET A GYM MEMBERSHIP.

Me (unable to look away from the tv): WHAT? I TOTALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

Josh: HUSSY.