During the commercial break, Josh and I are chattering about... whatever.
When the show comes back on, Hot Neighbor Wade is shirtless (as per usual), under a car... and I stop talking mid-sentence and develop a serious case of the bug-eyes.
Josh (looking from me to the tv to me again): OH MY GOD, FINE. I'LL GET A GYM MEMBERSHIP.
Me (unable to look away from the tv): WHAT? I TOTALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.