"It will be as palatable as farts go."

Joy of joys, smelly books are on the way.

And no, they aren't simple scratch-and-sniff.

There's "advanced technology" involved.

Gimmicky, yes, but I can very easily imagine kids rolling around the floor and laughing at a book that smells gross.

Oh, lord. Imagine what they could do with a reprint of Super Diaper Baby.