No! Nonononononononoooooooooooooooooo!

According to USA Today, Kristen Stewart is on all of the online shortlists to play Katniss Everdeen.

Chloe Moretz is on the lists, too, which would be less offensive.

But if Kristen Stewart is cast, I'll be forced to take up archery.  I don't know who the target will be yet, but... well, whatever.  I'll be shooting at SOMETHING.


Previously (I'm only linking to the last book in each series -- those posts have links to all of the earlier books):

Breaking Dawn