More evidence that I'm really, really old.

I seem to have developed an inability to deal with technology.

This is the voicemail I just left on a friend's phone:

"You know the drill???  Nice message, dork.  Anyway, so I was thinking abo--WAIT.  You're texting me!  I don't know what to do!  I don't know what to... crap[insert like, fourteen expletives here]dammit!  GAAAAHbye!"

And then it took me at least three tries to end the call.