I seem to have developed an inability to deal with technology.
This is the voicemail I just left on a friend's phone:
"You know the drill??? Nice message, dork. Anyway, so I was thinking abo--WAIT. You're texting me! I don't know what to do! I don't know what to... crap[insert like, fourteen expletives here]dammit! GAAAAHbye!"
And then it took me at least three tries to end the call.