I am not Bill Cosby.
So, due to my newfound obsession with vintage sewing patterns, I have a few saved eBay searches. Including one for "Mondrian sewing patterns", in the hopes that it'll turn up something along the lines of this famous dress:
So, obviously, I was all atwitter when I opened my email and saw that I had a hit.
My excitement didn't last long.
BEHOLD THE HORROR:
And I don't like how it's waving at me. It's creepy.