The Patron Poker.

Mvc010x_2When I work evening shifts, Josh usually takes Jane (our dog) for nature walks in the graveyard next door to the library.

Lately, he's been making weapons for me out of the random stuff he finds.

This is the most recent one -- I'm planning on using it to convince people to bring back their overdue books.

That or jab my coworkers a whole lot.  Rad either way.