That's what I like to hear!

Just now, while on the phone with a patron:

Me: Hi, there, I just wanted to let you know that Season Two of Call the Midwife AND Justified are both ready for you.

Patron: *shrieks* Oh, that's so exciting! We're halfway through House of Cards and IT'S YOUR FAULT THAT I HAVEN'T GOTTEN ANY HOUSEWORK DONE IN WEEKS!!