No Star for You!
As I always get a giggle out of Travis Jonker's One Star Review Guess Who posts, I figured I'd swipe the idea and post the occasional one-star Amazon review of a much-lauded YA title.
So, can you guess what book this disappointed reader is reviewing?:
Are there any good book in this entire world? People say me I should read more but when I do the books are so dumb and written by total idiots. How many idiots can there be i ask and then I read this book and find there are many more than anybody can count. this book is so dumb. The kid is a god and what he just forgot that he was and his name is just like that god he is like? I don't get it. Idiots! If you believe this book you are idiot and should puke on yourself. and i see there are many more books just like it and it will never stop. dumb idiots!
And, just as a bonus, here's another one about the same book:
If you want your child to believe in Pantheism and Greek Mythology instead of Judeo-Christian monotheism, read it to him/her... this is the book for you. Woe.....