You win, Justin Townes Earle. YOU WIN.
My father has a theory.
On an given country album, there's a weeper. "Weeper", of course, being his word for a song that's not just sad, but beyond sad.
So congratulations again, Justin Townes Earle. Your song 'Unfortunately, Anna' is on a short list of songs (with Emmylou Harris' 'Red Dirt Girl', among others) that make me BOTH want to stab myself AND listen to the song on repeat for hours.