More Breaking Dawn stills... Entertainment Weekly.

The waterfall picture looks weirdly Photoshopped.

And the sex picture looks ultra-staged and passionless. Which is about right, as passion leads to messy, and no one wants to see RPattz and KStew get messy.

Why do I keep linking to these? Even worse, why do I keep clicking through to the articles? It isn't like I have any intention of seeing them without RiffTrax. (Unless I hear that the childbirth scene is way gross. Then I might have to re-evaluate.)