Classic find on the free book shelf.
I've noticed that Fabio appears on the covers of a LOT of Johanna Lindsey's books. So, even though I've never read her, I do always check the donations when they come in.
Lo and behold, one came in today:
My first thought was: WHERE ARE HIS PANTS???
My second thought was: WHY IS HE WEARING SANTA BOOTS???
My third thought was much more comforting, as I realized that he is, indeed, wearing pants. They're just EXACTLY THE SAME COLOR AS HIS CHEST.