Best. Fund Drive. Ever.

So, for Valentine's Day, the Bronx Zoo will name one of their hissing cockroaches after anyone you choose, provided that you pony up $10.

I went with Zoey Redbird, who is way less cool than a hissing cockroach.

Do it! And then tell me who you went with. Or, if you don't have an extra $10 at the moment, tell me who you'd have picked.

Zoey Redbird, You Are a Tool - Happy Valentine's Day!