I love donations.

Okay, so not only did some awesome person donate The Bad Seed today (which I didn't even KNOW was a book -- I've only ever seen the movie), but someone else brought in a pile of old knitting and crocheting patterns.

Which included this gem... note the guy with the volleyball in the square entitled "Beach Wear", please.

 

Let's take a closer look at Mr. Volleyball, shall we?  No to mention his friends!:

 

Because that's what we all want, kids.  SWEATERS TO WEAR AT THE BEACH.

(Do you find Poncho Guy's expression as creepy as I do?)