Erm. Let's hope this doesn't ever become a fashion trend.

One of my patrons just informed me (via Facebook) that she'd had a dream in which I was obsessed with "book hats".

After waking up, she Googled it.  Lo and behold, they exist:

Book hat

Books hats 2

Yipes.  Just for the record, I AM NOT and NEVER WILL BE obsessed with book hats.