Damn it.

When I linked to the Emily Byrd Starr Wikipedia page, I accidentally found out How Everything Works Out In The End (i.e. Who She Marries).

I only just finished Emily of New Moon, and so maybe my feelings will change, but at the moment, my only response (that I feel comfortable posting here) is:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!