Paris Hilton to publish line of children's books.

Calm down, calm down, it's a joke.  It's scary how believable the headline is, right?


LOS ANGELES, CA - Heiress Paris Hilton has more on her mind than just fashion. The hotel chain princess has decided to start her own series of children's books.

"My first one will be called Rich Girls on Top. It's about a bunch of rich girls who are also fairy princesses." remarked Hilton.

(via Big A little a)