Number One: Kennebunk doesn't even have a bookstore.
Number Two: No one* in Kennebunk runs a Trivia Night.
(link via the ABA blog)
*Not even the Irish pub! Isn't it, like, a requirement for Irish pubs to run a Trivia Night?
**Yeah, yeah, I know I could start one. But then I wouldn't get to play, and where's the fun in that?