Schoolboy tycoon offering first edition of The Golden Compass for £10,000.
The article is actually about the Schoolboy Tycoon being threatened with damnation.
But really, I just like typing the words 'Schoolboy Tycoon'.
Yep, I admit it. I just wanted to say it again. And I'm about to do it again.
It would be a great Lemonade Stand upgrade.