The joy of book donations.

Someone donated a whole pile of books from the Nancy Drew Files series.  The covers are ridiculous:

Believe me, a closer look at that guy's outfit is necessary.  The leg warmers!  The wrinkly crotchal area!  The bare chest!  The... ballet flats?  I sure hope he's the love interest:

Almost ever cover also has a baddie in a background.  This one has what looks like a ninja!: