As in William Shakespeare, that is...

From the Toronto Star (via Bookninja):

Entitled 'Speare, the video game requires the player to lead "an elite squadron of spacecraft" to overcome a dangerous enemy, which has plunged the entire Prospearean Galaxy "into an age of dark despair" by capturing the ancient text of Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet.

Heh.  I wonder what the American Council of Trustees and Alumni will think of it.