A live-action Tintin? Directed by Spielberg?
I am not optimistic. Here, for your pleasure, is a transcript of my response:
Me (staring at my computer while at the circ desk): Wha? No! Noooooooooooooooooooo!
My boss: What?
Me (spluttering): Steven Spielberg is directing a Tintin movie. A live-action Tintin movie!
My boss: That's a bad thing?
Me (finally tearing myself away from the article): Wh- YEAH!!
My boss (walking away, no doubt to actually do some work): Ooookay.
No one takes me seriously around here.