Bennett Madison needs your blonde jokes.
Ok, so here's the deal. Send me your blonde jokes! There are two prizes. First of all, if I use your joke, I will thank you in the acks of THE BLONDE OF THE JOKE. That's right, YOUR NAME IN PRINT. (I know, I know, not as exciting as it seems, but live with it.) I am aiming to have the acknowledgments be as long as possible, for that Harry Potter-like feeling of substantiveness as measured in kilograms. The book itself will probably be about 45 pages, so this is necessary. Grand prize for the #1 best joke is a FREE $0 TOTALLY FREE copy of RUSH HOUR: RECKLESS, containing the short story on which the novel is based. This is extra bonus because it's kind of hard to find in bookstores.