It's that time of year again...
The Independent got a sneak peek at the Bad Sex Award shortlist.
While I love David Mitchell's "Now she made a noise like a tortured Moomintroll...", I don't think it will stand a chance against the Thomas Pynchon quote.
You'll have to click through for it, though. Ewwww. I'm considering a nice, old-fashioned brain bleach.