OJ's book has been cancelled.
I'm hoping that Tom Cruise is standing on a box here. Otherwise, they made Katie stand in a hole OR they just chopped her feet off.
Seen anything about the awesome Scientology wedding vows?
In the old-fashioned language that marks the Traditional version, the groom is reminded that "girls" need "clothes and food and tender happiness and frills, a pan, a comb, perhaps a cat" and is asked to provide them all.
The bride, in turn, is told that "young men are free and may forget" their promises.
Other Randomness (via Rocketboom):
If I dig a hole clear through to the other side of the planet, where will I end up? (In the ocean, dammit! But if I dragged a raft through with me, I might make it to Australia.)