A Day on the Town with Famous Authors.

From Maureen's Blog:

“Scott,” I said. “We can’t go down to Baltimore now. What about Justine? She’s all alone, revising her book . . .”

“It’ll be fine,” he assured me. “We have fast transport.”

“We do?”

“I’m a New York Times Bestselling author. They’ll let me use their helicopter. We’ll be there and back in no time.”

“They have a helicopter?” I asked.

“You bet! How do you think we New York Times Bestselling authors get around? Think we walk? Don’t be insane! Choppers, kiddo! Choppers!”

A cab stopped. He threw open the door.

“Sometimes we also take cabs,” he added quickly. “Get in.”