Heh.

Okay, Bennett Madison needs to write some more books, because I adore Lulu.

Until then, I will feed my craving with his blog:

When people call something a “beach book,” or a “beach read” they usually mean a book that totally suxxx but they read it anyway because they were at the beach and the only bookstore they have there is WALDENBOOKS—which (as we all know) carries only 1 or 2 books scattered in between the many wacky Page-A-Day calendars and fancy glitter pens.