Superman isn't gay.

Thanks for clearing that up, Bryan Singer.

(My god.  Is that entire story an example of a slow news day, or what?  It would be pretty easy to put a darker spin on the whole thing -- they felt the need to make an official statement to 'defend' Superman's heterosexuality, for Pete's sake -- but it's Saturday morning and I just don't want to go there.  It's raining again, for the gazillionth time this week, and I'm already depressed, thankyouverymuch.)