Secret Life of Bees Haiku results.

Okay, so I asked for people's personal reasons for wanting a copy of The Secret Life of Bees.  I ran into a snag--yet another tie.  Luckily, I just happened to have two extra copies of the book, so I'll be sending out two prizes.  Congratulations, Chrissy and Lauren!

This comes from someone that is probably single-handedly responsible for the book being on the bestseller list for 87 years.  That she doesn't own it is just wrong:

Interestingly
enough, though I recommend
like mad, I don't own.

And this!  This is just silly. (I need your mailing address, Chrissy.):

not read it.
oh just be quiet.
yes, I'm drunk.