Haiku contest results.

The prize goes to the snooty PhD to-be, both for the haiku itself and for the much-needed explanation of Western Haiku:

bag full of
apples- no longer

Special recognition goes to Jeremy, for his version of Western Haiku (which was also the dirtiest haiku I've ever read):

I love this brothel
Soon I'll kill the sheriff dead
For now, I'll take head.

Special recognition to Lauren for her Insult Haiku, which, if I had been drinking something while reading, would have caused bad things to happen to my nose:

Steve Lento PHD:
giant freaking nerd. poetry obsessed.
get a life dooooood.

Good one, guys.  That was awesome.  New contest will be posted tomorrow!