The prize goes to the snooty PhD to-be, both for the haiku itself and for the much-needed explanation of Western Haiku:
bag full of
apples- no longer
Special recognition goes to Jeremy, for his version of Western Haiku (which was also the dirtiest haiku I've ever read):
I love this brothel
Soon I'll kill the sheriff dead
For now, I'll take head.
Special recognition to Lauren for her Insult Haiku, which, if I had been drinking something while reading, would have caused bad things to happen to my nose:
Steve Lento PHD:
giant freaking nerd. poetry obsessed.
get a life dooooood.
Good one, guys. That was awesome. New contest will be posted tomorrow!