One man's solution to an age old problem.
Okay. Here's my favorite joke of the moment:
Q: What's the difference between a librarian and a pizza?
A: A pizza can feed a family of four.
Apparently, it got to be too much for a future library director in Texas. He got busted for stealing from the coin-operated copy machine.
Dude, we're totally poor, too, but REALLY. Don't steal from a freaking library.