I just had a patron ask for the president's mailing address.
So I offered her the address of the White House.
But, that wasn't quite what she wanted. See, she wanted to send a confidential letter to George W.
So I gave her his e-mail address. firstname.lastname@example.org
And that seemed to mollify her.
Man, if she thinks that he opens a single piece of mail (e-mail or otherwise) without at least 47 other people seeing it first, she's bonkers.